diff --git a/hermes_cli/web_server.py b/hermes_cli/web_server.py
index 6a6f026c749..4c7687f5281 100644
--- a/hermes_cli/web_server.py
+++ b/hermes_cli/web_server.py
@@ -14119,13 +14119,24 @@ def start_server(
     # OSError inside create_server() and exits with a clear error — no
     # separate preflight probe needed.
     # Loopback binds are the Desktop case: a single local client, no reverse
-    # proxy in front. A GIL-heavy agent turn can stall the event loop past 20s,
-    # and uvicorn's ws keepalive ping runs on that same starved loop — so a
-    # 20s ping timeout kills an otherwise-healthy local connection over a
-    # recoverable stall (QW-1). Give loopback a longer 60s timeout / 30s
-    # interval to ride out those stalls. Non-loopback binds sit behind a
-    # Cloudflare Tunnel (idle timeout ~100s), so keep them at 20/20 to detect
-    # half-open connections promptly and stay under the tunnel's idle window.
+    # proxy in front. uvicorn's ws keepalive ping runs ON the same event loop
+    # as agent turns, and a single synchronous GIL-holding call on a worker
+    # thread (e.g. a regex/scrub over a large model output, or a long
+    # delegate_task subagent turn) can starve that loop for *minutes* — the
+    # loop cannot process the incoming pong, so uvicorn declares the socket
+    # dead and closes it, dropping an otherwise-healthy local connection
+    # (#53773: "event loop stalled 226.3s"; #48445/#50005). A longer timeout
+    # only raises the threshold — a multi-minute stall sails past any finite
+    # window. The keepalive ping exists to detect *half-open* connections
+    # (reverse-proxy 524, dropped tunnels), which cannot happen on loopback:
+    # there is no network or proxy in the path, and a dead local client tears
+    # the socket down with a real FIN/RST that starlette surfaces as
+    # WebSocketDisconnect regardless of the ping. So on loopback the ping
+    # provides ~no liveness value while actively killing recoverable stalls —
+    # disable it entirely. Non-loopback binds sit behind a Cloudflare Tunnel
+    # (idle timeout ~100s) where half-open IS a real failure mode, so keep the
+    # ping at 20/20 to detect it promptly and stay under the tunnel's idle
+    # window.
     _is_loopback = host in ("127.0.0.1", "localhost", "::1")
     config = uvicorn.Config(
         app, host=host, port=port, log_level="warning",
@@ -14137,12 +14148,12 @@ def start_server(
         # decide cookie Secure flags, so we flip proxy_headers on for that
         # mode.
         proxy_headers=bool(app.state.auth_required),
-        # Detect half-open WS connections (reverse-proxy 524, dropped
-        # tunnels) within ~20-40s so WebSocketDisconnect fires the
-        # disconnect→reap path.  20s stays under Cloudflare Tunnel's idle
-        # timeout, keeping it warm.  Loopback gets a longer window (see above).
-        ws_ping_interval=30.0 if _is_loopback else 20.0,
-        ws_ping_timeout=60.0 if _is_loopback else 20.0,
+        # Half-open detection for public binds only (see above). Loopback
+        # disables the protocol ping (None) so an event-loop stall can never
+        # trigger a false disconnect; a genuinely dead local client is still
+        # reaped via the WebSocketDisconnect → disconnect/reap path.
+        ws_ping_interval=None if _is_loopback else 20.0,
+        ws_ping_timeout=None if _is_loopback else 20.0,
     )
     server = uvicorn.Server(config)
 
diff --git a/tests/test_web_server.py b/tests/test_web_server.py
index a525b6f828a..ee795542d85 100644
--- a/tests/test_web_server.py
+++ b/tests/test_web_server.py
@@ -69,20 +69,48 @@ def _stub_uvicorn(monkeypatch):
     return captured
 
 
-def test_start_server_enables_ws_ping_for_half_open_detection(monkeypatch):
-    """WS ping must be configured so half-open connections (reverse-proxy 524,
-    dropped tunnels) raise WebSocketDisconnect into the reaping path (#32377).
+def test_start_server_disables_ws_ping_on_loopback(monkeypatch):
+    """Loopback binds (the Desktop case) MUST disable uvicorn's protocol-level
+    keepalive ping so an event-loop stall can never trigger a false disconnect.
 
-    Loopback binds (the Desktop case) get a longer window to ride out
-    GIL-pressure event-loop stalls (#48445/#50005). The invariant asserted
-    here is that ping stays enabled (non-None, positive) and the timeout is
-    never shorter than the interval — not a frozen literal, which churns every
-    time the window is retuned."""
+    uvicorn's ws ping runs on the same event loop as agent turns. A single
+    synchronous GIL-holding call on a worker thread can starve that loop for
+    minutes, so the loop can't process the pong and uvicorn kills an
+    otherwise-healthy local connection (#53773 "event loop stalled 226.3s",
+    #48445/#50005). On loopback there is no network/proxy path where a
+    half-open connection can occur — a dead local client tears the socket down
+    with a real FIN/RST that surfaces as WebSocketDisconnect regardless — so
+    the ping provides no liveness value and only harms. Assert it is disabled.
+    """
     captured = _stub_uvicorn(monkeypatch)
 
     # Loopback bind => no auth gate, so this reaches the Config constructor.
     web_server.start_server(host="127.0.0.1", port=0, open_browser=False)
 
+    assert captured["ws_ping_interval"] is None
+    assert captured["ws_ping_timeout"] is None
+
+
+def test_start_server_enables_ws_ping_for_half_open_detection(monkeypatch):
+    """Non-loopback (public) binds MUST keep the ws ping enabled so half-open
+    connections (reverse-proxy 524, dropped Cloudflare Tunnel) raise
+    WebSocketDisconnect into the reaping path (#32377).
+
+    The invariant asserted here is that ping stays enabled (non-None, positive)
+    and the timeout is never shorter than the interval — not a frozen literal,
+    which churns every time the window is retuned. Loopback disables the ping
+    (see test_start_server_disables_ws_ping_on_loopback); this covers the
+    public-bind half-open case, so the auth gate is active here.
+    """
+    captured = _stub_uvicorn(monkeypatch)
+
+    # Non-loopback bind so the _is_loopback branch selects the enabled-ping
+    # window. Neutralize the auth gate so start_server reaches uvicorn.Config
+    # without requiring a registered provider (a real public bind would raise
+    # SystemExit here). The ping window keys off the host, not the auth flag.
+    monkeypatch.setattr(web_server, "should_require_auth", lambda *a, **k: False)
+    web_server.start_server(host="0.0.0.0", port=0, open_browser=False)
+
     assert captured["ws_ping_interval"] and captured["ws_ping_interval"] > 0
     assert captured["ws_ping_timeout"] and captured["ws_ping_timeout"] > 0
     assert captured["ws_ping_timeout"] >= captured["ws_ping_interval"]